Mis-quote, hopefully !

Prime Minister's Interior Advisor's quote in the media:

The attack that killed eight people, six of them Pakistani police, plunged
Pakistan into a "state of war", the Prime Minister's Interior Adviser,
Rehman Malik, said.

"Be patient, we will flush all these terrorists outof the country," he added.

All we can hope for is that the Prime Minister's Interior Advisor does not mean flushing these terrorists into India !!!

Even ICAI is in a jocular mood these days...

ICAI's mail to me...

"

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India

                                                       [Set up under an Act of Parliament]

                                                                                      ICAI BHAWAN

PO Box No. 7100, Indraprastha Marg, New Delhi – 110 002.

Phone: 91-11-39893989, 30110499; Fax: 91-11-30110591;

Website: www.icai.org; Email:  ctlwto@icai.org 

 

January 19, 2009

 

 

 

Dear Sir/ Madam,

 

Re :     Meet on Cross Border Integration in WTO Regime being organized by the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India on Saturday, January 24, 2009 at TajMahal Palace & Towers, Chambers Terrace, Apollo Bunder, Mumbai at 7.00 PM.

  

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI) is a statutory body established under an Act of Parliament in the year 1949 for the regulation of the profession of Chartered Accountants in India. During its six decades of existence, ICAI has achieved recognition as a premier accounting body not only in the country but also globally, for its contribution in the fields of education, professional development, maintenance of high accounting, auditing and ethical standards.

 

The ICAI has a total membership of about 1,50,000 members and 4,40,000 students spread across the country. More than 10,000 Indian Chartered Accountants are working in different parts of the world.

 

As the world veritably transits to being ‘Global Village’; the accounting profession as an integral instrumentality in the process of transition has witnessed a paradigm change in its contributory role; financial reporting being core to every sphere of economic activity. The shift in the business philosophies due to dawn of a new world trade order further emphasizes a broadened role for the accounting professionals as strategy formulators and facilitators. Moving to such role of a value creator, the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI) has endeavoured to imbibe the best practices globally and has been playing the role of an enabler by getting its 150K strong membership base to acclimatize themselves with such practices.

 

The ICAI is managed by a Council, which functions through standing and non standing Committees. One such non-standing committee is the Committee on Trade Laws and WTO. This Committee is formed with a view to fully utilize the opportunities available to the members of ICAI in the WTO regime and to develop appropriate competencies to meet the challenges posed by the GATS agreement.

 

The Committee on Trade Laws and WTO of the ICAI has scheduled a Meet on “Cross Border Integration in WTO Regime” as per following program:-

 

Program

Cross Border Integration in WTO Regime

Day, Date & Time: Saturday, 24th January, 2009 at Taj Mahal Palace & Towers, Chambers Terrace, Apollo Bunder, Mumbai at 7.00pm

7. 00 PM – 7.30 PM

Inaugural

7.30 PM – 8.00 PM

Financial Markets Crisis: Accountants' Perspective by CA. P. R. Ramesh, FCA

8.00 PM – 8.30 PM

Role of Professionals to Maximise Benefits ofRTAs/FTAs by Mr. Suhail Nathani, Partner, Economic Laws Practice

8.30 PM – 9.00 PM

Business Opportunities in Emerging Economies: Through the lens of a Professional by CA. Gautam Doshi, Group Managing Director, Reliance ADAG

9.00 PM

Cocktail & Dinner

 

Eminent personalities from Banking, Insurance and other regulatory bodies shall be delivering addresses during the Meet. The meeting will be attended by the representatives of various counslates, trade associations, chambers of commerce, CEO/CFO of Indian and Foreign banks and ICAI members.

 

            Keeping in view the stature of the event and the fact that the major trade/business bodies/ people will veritably converge to the Meet; we would be extremely privileged if you could kindly grace the occasion as Chief Guest with your kind words of wisdom during the Inaugural session (7.00 PM – 7.30 PM) of the Meet onCross Border Integration in WTO Regime on Saturday, 24th January, 2009 at Taj Mahal Palace & Towers, Chambers Terrace, Apollo Bunder, Mumbai.

 

Your presence and words of learning will enthuse and add a new dimension to the Meet and it will be an encouragement and enlightenment to the delegates attending the Meet.

           

With kind regards,

Yours Sincerely,

CA. Anuj Goyal

Chairman, Committee on Trade Laws and WTO

"


AND THE CORRECTION THEREAFTER:

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
Kindly ignore our earlier email of today on the captioned subject.  We deeply regret for the inconvenience caused. Kindly see the revised communication as placed below.
 
Kind regards,
 
Secretariat of Committee on Trade Laws and WTO
 

 

The meeting will be attended by the representatives of various counslates, trade associations, chambers of commerce, CEO/CFO of Indian and Foreign banks and ICAI members.

 

            Keeping in view the stature of the event and the fact that the major trade/business bodies/ people will veritably converge to the Meet; we would be extremely privileged if you could kindly participate in the aforesaid meet on Saturday, 24th January, 2009 at Taj Mahal Palace & Towers, Chambers Terrace, Apollo Bunder, Mumbai. Please send us your confirmation as per attached confirmation proforma.

 

           

With kind regards,

Yours Sincerely,

CA. Anuj Goyal

Chairman, Committee on Trade Laws and WTO


 

Amarsys Bomb-ayed

One cardinal sin that Mourad Amarsy (49) committed was to look back at India - his motherland, his roots, the place where he was born. A French National for over 40 years and a super successful small time fashionista in Paris, he wanted to upbring his children the Indian way. Three children (all under 10 years of age) were enrolled in Indian schools. His wife, Limya (42), owner of a chain of successful lingerie boutiques in Paris made India her proxy country. Mourad dreamt of setting up high-end fashion wear business in India. His innocence was his ignorance. He simply could not match up his Parisian business sense for orchestrating business in India. Having build up a huge capital base in France, he was willing to give 'India' - time! Only if he knew, India did not have time for him.

On the fateful night of November 26, 2008, the couple's fate directed them to dine at Kandahar restaurant at The Oberoi. Eventhough they were of Muslim descent, they were shot dead. Media reports that the terrorists let Muslims out unscathed as it turns out are false. In this case, the terrorists have had atleast a generation long impact on this Moslem family. I doubt if the three kids have any immediate family and their future as it looks is in serious jeopardy. I knew them in the capacity of consultant-client relationship, which I can't claim to be highly personal. But the fact remains that I knew them. I wish, I could rewind the past five days and warn them about their impending fate. All the misfortune on the three children that an untimely death of parents have brought about is just unaccountable. This incident has scarred them for life and life will always be a discounted opportunity cost for them. In Whittier's words,

"For all sad words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these: 'It might have been'."


My heart goes out for the Amarsy's... God be with them all.

Babel Fish

(With excerpts from Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy...)

About Babel Fish:


The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix, formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.


Adams' description of the Babel fish also triggered a digression about the existence of God, since the Babel fish was put forth as a fideist example for the non-existence of a deity:


Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument isn't worth a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a fortune with his book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.


The Faith vs. Proof dilemma haunts the non-believers and atheists. But isn't 'faith' itself the proof of existence of The Almighty? Do we need a Babel Fish to interpret the language of Faith? Remember, the man in the above example finally did get killed after proving his figment of imagination right...

The Apu Trilogy

I saw the Apu Trilogy on March 23, 2007 at 'Katha Film Festival' on a single day. And it was not just another day as I had my C.A. Final attempt in early May 2007 and here I was at Alliance Francaise looking forward to watching this trilogy spanning 6 hours.  Well, was my time worth it for the opportunity time cost that I was forgoing? In my honest opinion, "Absolutely!!" The Apu Trilogy taught me something... 'to feel and emote '. To feel joy, sorrow, love, ecstacy, pain,... ; to emote, cry, laugh,... something which I can use all time and not only when I am working. It taught me to empathise. The only thought I had while returning home was, "Time best spent!"

Katha's schedule that day...

FRIDAY, 23rd March:

Director: Satyajit Ray

Country : India


Satyajit Ray's 'The Apu Trilogy'


Life of a Bengali family and their son Apu, as he moves from childhood in a rural village, through his youth in Benares where the family later moves, to manhood and marriage in Calcutta.


Film : Pather Panchali ( Song of the Road)

Year: 1955

Language: Bengali

Runtime:115 minutes.

Timings: 10.30 a.m. to 12.30 p.m.


Film : Aparajito (The Unvanquished)

Year: 1956

Language: Bengali

Runtime:110 minutes.

Timings: 1.30 p.m. to 3.30 p.m.


Film : Apur Sansar (The World of Apu)

Year: 1959

Language: Bengali

Runtime:105 minutes.

Timings: 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.


Recently, I was browsing Roger Ebert's website, who is probably the most respected film critic in America. He has classified 'The Apu Trilogy' in his all time great movies and this is what he has written about it...

The Apu Trilogy (1959)

Roger Ebert / March 4, 2001

The great, sad, gentle sweep of "The Apu Trilogy" remains in the mind of the moviegoer as a promise of what film can be. Standing above fashion, it creates a world so convincing that it becomes, for a time, another life we might have lived. The three films, which were made in India by Satyajit Ray between 1950 and 1959, swept the top prizes at Cannes, Venice and London, and created a new cinema for India--whose prolific film industry had traditionally stayed within the narrow confines of swashbuckling musical romances. Never before had one man had such a decisive impact on the films of his culture.

Ray (1921-1992) was a commercial artist in Calcutta with little money and no connections when he determined to adapt a famous serial novel about the birth and young manhood of Apu--born in a rural village, formed in the holy city of Benares, educated in Calcutta, then a wanderer. The legend of the first film is inspiring; how on the first day Ray had never directed a scene, his cameraman had never photographed one, his child actors had not even been tested for their roles--and how that early footage was so impressive it won the meager financing for the rest of the film. Even the music was by a novice, Ravi Shankar, later to be famous.

The trilogy begins with "Pather Panchali," filmed between 1950 and 1954. Here begins the story of Apu when he is a boy, living with his parents, older sister and ancient aunt in the ancestral village to which his father, a priest, has returned despite the misgivings of the practical mother. The second film, "Aparajito" (1956), follows the family to Benares, where the father makes a living from pilgrims who have come to bathe in the holy Ganges. The third film, "The World of Apu" (1959), finds Apu and his mother living with an uncle in the country; the boy does so well in school he wins a scholarship to Calcutta. He is married under extraordinary circumstances, is happy with his young bride, then crushed by the deaths of his mother and his wife. After a period of bitter drifting, he returns at last to take up the responsibility of his son.

This summary scarcely reflects the beauty and mystery of the films, which do not follow the punched-up methods of conventional biography but are told in the spirit of the English title of the first film, "The Song of the Road." The actors who play Apu at various ages from about 6 to 29 have in common a moody, dreamy quality; Apu is not sharp, hard or cynical, but a sincere, naive idealist, motivated more by vague yearnings than concrete plans. He reflects a society that does not place ambition above all, but is philosophical, accepting, optimistic.

He is his father's child, and in the first two films we see how his father is eternally hopeful that something will turn up--that new plans and ideas will bear fruit. It is the mother who frets about money owed the relatives, about food for the children, about the future. In her eyes, throughout all three films, we see realism and loneliness, as her husband and then her son cheerfully go away to the big city and leave her waiting and wondering.

The most extraordinary passage in the three films comes in the third, when Apu, now a college student, goes with his best friend, Pulu, to attend the wedding of Pulu's cousin. The day has been picked because it is astrologically perfect--but the groom, when he arrives, turns out to be stark mad. The bride's mother sends him away, but then there is an emergency, because Aparna, the bride, will be forever cursed if she does not marry on this day, and so Pulu, in desperation, turns to Apu--and Apu, having left Calcutta to attend a marriage, returns to the city as the husband of the bride.

Sharmila Tagore, who plays Aparna, was only 14 when she made the film. She projects exquisite shyness and tenderness, and we consider how odd it is to be suddenly married to a stranger. "Can you accept a life of poverty?" asks Apu, who lives in a single room and augments his scholarship with a few rupees earned in a print shop. "Yes," she says simply, not meeting his gaze. She cries when she first arrives in Calcutta, but soon sweetness and love shine out through her eyes. Soumitra Chatterjee, who plays Apu, shares her innocent delight, and when she dies in childbirth it is the end of his innocence and, for a long time, of his hope.

The three films were photographed by Subrata Mitra, a still photographer who Ray was convinced could do the job. Starting from scratch, at first with a borrowed 16mm camera, Mitra achieves effects of extraordinary beauty: Forest paths, river vistas, the gathering clouds of the monsoon, water bugs skimming lightly over the surface of a pond. There is a fearsome scene as the mother watches over her feverish daughter while the rain and winds buffet the house, and we feel her fear and urgency as the camera dollies again and again across the small, threatened space. And a moment after a death, when the film cuts shockingly to the sudden flight of birds.

I heard a distant echo of the earliest days of the filming, perhaps, when Subrata Mitra was honored at the Hawaii Film Festival in the early 1990s, and in accepting a career award he thanked, not Satyajit Ray, but--his camera, and his film. On those first days of shooting it must have been just that simple, the hope of these beginners that their work would bear fruit.

What we sense all through "The Apu Trilogy" is a different kind of life than we are used to. The film is set in Bengal in the 1920s, when in the rural areas life was traditional and hard. Relationships were formed with those who lived close by; there is much drama over the theft of some apples from an orchard. The sight of a train, roaring at the far end of a field, represents the promise of the city and the future, and trains connect or separate the characters throughout the film, even offering at one low point a means of possible suicide.

The actors in the films have all been cast from life, to type; Italian neorealism was in vogue in the early 1950s, and Ray would have heard and agreed with the theory that everyone can play one role--himself. The most extraordinary performer in the films is Chunibala Devi, who plays the old aunt, stooped double, deeply wrinkled. She was 80 when shooting began; she had been an actress decades ago, but when Ray sought her out, she was living in a brothel, and thought he had come looking for a girl. When Apu's mother angers at her and tells her to leave, notice the way she appears at the door of another relative, asking, "Can I stay?" She has no home, no possessions except for her clothes and a bowl, but she never seems desperate because she embodies complete acceptance.

The relationship between Apu and his mother observes truths that must exist in all cultures: how the parent makes sacrifices for years, only to see the child turn aside and move thoughtlessly away into adulthood. The mother has gone to live with a relative, as little better than a servant ("they like my cooking"), and when Apu comes to visit during a school vacation, he sleeps or loses himself in his books, answering her with monosyllables. He seems in a hurry to leave, but has second thoughts at the train station, and returns for one more day. The way the film records his stay, his departure and his return says whatever can be said about lonely parents and heedless children.

I watched "The Apu Trilogy" recently over a period of three nights, and found my thoughts returning to it during the days. It is about a time, place and culture far removed from our own, and yet it connects directly and deeply with our human feelings. It is like a prayer, affirming that this is what the cinema can be, no matter how far in our cynicism we may stray.


To the People by Anil

Anil's hypothetical speech to the people after the MTN deal was called off...

[bellowing] Mukesh has meddled with the primal forces of nature, and I won't have it! He thinks he has merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! He has taken billions of dollars out of this enterprise, and now he must put it back - its payback time! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! He is a man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Africans. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, roubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And HE has meddled with the primal forces of nature, and People, HE... WILL... ATONE and SO WILL YOU! After all, I am not friends with Amar for nothing. To hell with the greater good. "The only good, is your own good", is what the allegiance with Samajwadi Party has imbibed in me.

[calmly] Am I getting through to you, People? You get up in front of your tiny TV screens and howl about India and democracy. There is no India. There is no democracy. There is only ADAG, and Reliance, and Infosys, and Wipro, Tata, Bajaj, and Airtel. These *are* the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state, Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, People. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. The world is a business, People. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, to see that . . . perfect world . . . in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality in theory. IT'LL BE REALITY! Let the Humanoids take over from Humanity. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. Whoever thought about implementing and enforcing Competition Laws in this country. And I have chosen Mr. Jethmalani to preach this evangel. Why him? Because he's the best, you dummies. A Billion people can't fight against him.

Prison Break is Back!!!

Couch Potato, I hardly am. I watch television mostly when I am catching some ball game on a sport channel or catching some biz news or just news. There is nothing so interesting (apart from laughing at all the sorry melodrama shown in soaps or silly sitcoms). But then there is Prison Break. Its got something about it, which keeps you, glued to your couch. Though the Season 3 was disappointing as compared to previous two, it did have its share of fantabulous episodes. With Season 4 of Prison Break kicking off from 1st September, it does fit in the top ‘something’s’ to look forward to.

For more info. on Prison Break click here

The Press as the Vehicle of Manipulation of a Nation

Most people who are reading this blog entry might not be aware of the 1951 Film-Noir genre film ‘Ace in the Hole’ directed by the then celebrated director ‘Billy Wilder’. Although, it turned out to be a dud on the box-office owing to various reasons, it is considered by many fans and critics alike as his best film after ‘Sunset Boulevard’. And I personally cherish the film amongst the very top of my personal list. However, it was panned down by the critics in those times as they considered the circus atmosphere in the film unrealistic. The first box-office disappointment of a Billy Wilder film was attributed to its documentary format of film-making (to depict realism), coldness (of the characters therein) and the absence of a happy ending.

The film was futuristic in its feel and idea. While ‘Citizen Kane’ was lauded for the impact of journalism, this one was shorn for showing it. Probably the people then did not take it in a sympathetic way. However, Indian media proved that Billy Wilder’s idea of ‘circus atmosphere’ was not all that way off. The televised drama over most Indian news channels of ‘Prince in the Hole’ and the attention that followed almost seems scripted from the movie ‘Ace in the Hole’ with little tweaking to make it look more contemporary. Here is a TOI news link to the
'Prince drama'.

Comparing the two scenario's, one fictional and one (seemingly?) real we find many circumstantial (and not factual) similarities. We shall refer to Prince's saga as 'P' and the film as 'F':
  1. P-Prince, all of four years old (kid of this age needs parental attention all the time) fell into the hole dug for irrigation purposes while playing (seemingly allowed to freely roam about in the town). The shaft, covered with an empty jute bag, was just wide enough for the boy to go in but too narrow for an adult. VS. F-Leo Minosa, a local Esquedero man who has become trapped in a cave collapse while trying to excavate ancient Indian Artifacts.
  2. P-The shaft was 55 feet deep. VS. F-The cave was 250-300 feet in and deep.
  3. P-Prince celebrated his 4th birthday in the shaft. VS. F-Leo celebrated his 5th marriage anniversary in the cave.
  4. P-Media sensationalism resulting in media circus as much as to attract the best TV channels as well as newspaper men from the big cities to the otherwise 'not-in-the-news-kinda-town', Kurukshetra as well as people circus around the site of the shaft. VS. F-Media sensationalism resulting in media circus as much as to attract journalists from big cities New York,Chicago, Philadelphia, etc. to a remote village 'Esquedero'.
  5. P-Prince displayed a rare poise and courage. VS. F-Leo Minosa displayed rare ruggedness and courage.
  6. The event and the film both seem to be inspired from by two real-life events. The first involved W. Floyd Collins, who in 1925 was trapped inside in Sand Cave, Kentucky following a landslide. A Louisville newspaper, the Courier-Journal, jumped on the story by dispatching reporter William Burke Miller to the scene. Miller's enterprising coverage turned the tragic episode into a national event and earned the writer a Pulitzer Prize. Floyd's name is cited in the film as an example of a cave-in victim who becomes a media sensation. The second event took place in April 1949. Three-year-old Kathy Fiscus of San Marino, California fell into an abandoned well and, during a rescue operation that lasted several days, thousands of people arrived to watch the action unfold. In both cases the victims died before they were reached by rescuers. Except that, in this case Prince survived (So much for tweaking?!).

The film's plotline deals with a hard boiled Journalist 'Chuck Tatum' at the pinnacle of his career suffering the booting out by top big city newspapers and seeking to regain his stature by working for a downsized small town daily. His aim is to render and tell a story, a piece of news which would be big to shake the foundations of big newspapers so that they would re-employ him, restoring his lost pride. The world described here is so depressing, so disheartening that it takes drama to new limits. A film which is shot mostly in broad day light but still is ghastly dark and noir-ish because of portrayal of dark human nature.

Today, the journalism is no different with News TV channels sensationalising every shit piece of news while not covering news of essence. Everything is done for mileage - political and economic. Portrayal of truth is now a thing of past. Things are being complicated to provide for manipulation without people having the knowledge of being manipulated. Facts are engineered like in the film Ace in the hole, "Tatum manipulates the rescue effort, getting the unscrupulous sheriff to pressure the engineer charged with the rescue into using a much slower method, so that Tatum can prolong his stay on the front pages of newspapers nationwide." Truth is lies, lies is truth - a talking contradiction! Hopefully, the government takes measures to regulate the content shown on news or newsprint. We want right news and not fast news (no sabse tez news, please!).

Orchestral Football

Reminiscing the old days, if i ask myself, "What i miss the most?" The answer invariably is the smooth vintage football, good old Real Madrid used to play with the galacticos. The one-two’s between Ronaldo and Zidane, the great left flank runs of Roberto Carlos, the dribbling of Figo, the instinctive finishing of Raul, the fortress called Casillas, the good old chapter of Florentino Perez era in the history of Real Madrid - Florentino Perez, who envisioned the most beautiful form of football on earth and got an ensemble cast of greats of the bygone era to deliver the goods. And what followed was pure symphony of Football, which seemed orchestrated by the bullying cast who if they were musicians it would be Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Wagner, Rachmaninov, Brahms, Farandole, et cetera. All gathered together to deliver the most beautiful musical extravaganza. Probably it created chaos in the hall as to who was the best and instead of creating the most beautiful musical piece, they ended up as an example of chaotic camaraderie but they sure did give some master class moments - moments which when seen retrospectively seem so great and out of the world which makes one think, "If that was what people called mediocre form - what is best form??" Pure magical moments, which are lost! Which might never return. Such an ensemble cast will never return... adios beautiful football... adios symphony - trance and heavy metal can take over!

News of the World

On Facebook recently...

Ankit Bhayani and Kavish Bhayani are now friends. Kavish found Ankit through the People You May Know tool.

Ah! Finally, they are friends. Now looking forward to some sibling revelry!

The Indian Edu-system Fiasco !

One of the resolutions in the Preamble of The Constitution of India is 'to secure to all its citizens - EQUALITY of status and of opportunity'. Also, the notes to the Preamble suggests that in order to achieve the golden goals set out in the Preamble of the Constitution, the polity needs to be educated and educated with excellence (cita. P. A. Inamdar v. State of Maharashtra, (2005) 6 SCC 537). However, the catch lies therein which make the fundamental rights controversial - The fundamental rights are not absolute but justiciable and with exceptions to suit and provide for malfeasance.

Well, malfeasance there is and big time at that! School education is dated and sub-standard. To top it, there is involvement of politics at matriculation level. To top it, there is a fight between Central and State education Boards! Add to that, the confusion created by the new 'percentile' system, which gives a clear advantage to students of State Board over Central Boards without any solid proof, that students of the State Board are at disadvantage with respect to their score. Even the parity between the standard of education provided by different Boards is hard to prove besides their grading system. So, the imposition of 'percentile' system, at best seems like an arbitrary move to monopolise State Board education.
The State Board has employed some idiotic mathematician and invented some arbitrary formula to mark up the score of its students to give them an edge over their Central Board counterparts. However, the parody is that even the Central Boards are finding it hard to convince the court of the un-justiciable lacuna in the system imposed by the Maharashtra State Board. All this complication aside, there is 70:30 area-wise reservation rule which incidentally, is constitutionally approved under Article 15, hard to conceive, why?! Thankfully, this year the applicability was made recommendatory and not mandatory. However, the future is not bright on this front with the talk in the air that this thing might be mandatory from next year onwards.

Now shifting gaze to Junior college and Degree college level, the muck turns tarry black from dark brown. Corruption and black marketing exists in every stream, be it commerce, science or arts. The number of seats available in colleges of various streams is grossly disproportional to the pass-out ratio and the standard of teaching is so poor that I cannot f****** justify it in words. In fact, it is right in all the wrong ways! In one of the most reputed colleges for commerce in Mumbai (I'd be damned if I named it), everyone in the tree right from the top hierarchical position (meaning the principal, vice-principal, et cetera) to the lowest (meaning the 'peon' level) to the sandwich-wala opposite the college are peddlers, selling seats. And they do it without any shame, sitting right in their air-conditioned offices or wherever they have their actual job. Various quotas (read reservations) that exist due to constitutional provisions are being misused. Students from ST/SC/OBC category are shrugged away by the management by instilling fear of failure in tough internal college examinations. You feel you have entered into an auction with faceless people who want the coveted seat for their children. There is price even for having the option of opting the second language! The numbers quoted resound in six digits. All this for a First Year Junior College seat! Well, this auction is speculative as auctions are supposed to be and the numbers keep rising depending on what your faceless competitor is offering over the phone. It might even be a gimmick to sell the seats at higher prices. Lies, betrayal, dirty tricks to extract more is part and parcel as there is always someone willing to offer more. It makes me pensive as to what would India's national income be if all the unaccounted wealth was accounted for!? It currently is on 4th position on Purchasing Power Parity basis as far as its GDP is concerned. It makes me ponder; can India covet the no. 1 position if the unaccounted is accounted? Maybe not, maybe yes. This is a question, which might even mystify economists!

Imagining the plight of students and parents in this scenario is pitiable. Despite working hard and scoring well, the students are bereft of their deserved seat due to the opportunity cost that other, more well off parents are willing to cough up. The parents have to shell out their hard earned money to fetch their children a chance to decent education, lest 'educating them with excellence'. 'Ditto!' is the scenario with colleges churning out medical, engineering, legal and business professionals (here the numbers may even resound in seven digits). Corruption has made the education system decadent. There is an entire lobby of such education peddlers with strong political ties, which makes them as shameless as they are. There is no fear. Bribe money is not even accepted under the table anymore! It is accepted gleefully, without any guilt and kept in the college cupboards. This goes in a way of tarnishing the image of India as seen by the world. There are no takers for professionals like doctors, engineers, MBA's, et cetera from India in developed countries of the World, as they do not have the required credibility. They have to re-prove themselves. Imagine going to a Doctor whose parents had acquired a paid seat or reserved seat for him/her and getting yourself diagnosed wrong and paying good bucks for being mistreated! He/She might not even know the difference between heart beats and ticking of a clock. Beware! The probability of such a thing happening is 50-50, given the circumstances.

There is no equality of opportunity for everyone. The people with deep pockets always win the battle for a seat vis-à-vis a meritorious candidate. The very 'Preamble' of the Constitution is being flouted. Knock knock, is there someone to guard it?

Feeling the city of Bhav-nagar

Bhavnagar is a coastal city on the eastern coast of Gujarat founded in the 1700's by Raja Bhavsinhji after whom it is named. It is currently the sixth largest city of Gujarat with a population of about three quarters of a million. However, its claim to fame comes from the fact that it is known as the 'cultural' capital of Saurashtra. The populace of Bhavnagar even today is loves art and are easy to get along with. The demeanor of the people is charming with 'welcome' written right on their faces. Initially, an outsider might find their mannerisms funny but lending it more thought would classify their manners as synonymous with dignity and humility.

The history of Bhavnagar is also suggestive if its rich cultural heritage. In the words of John Houston, “It was the pioneer of civilization and administrative activity in the peninsula and has ever set an example to the neighboring chiefs in the spread of education, in the prosecution of public works, in the development of commerce and in adoption of measures generally conducive to the welfare of its subjects.” The city land has mothered great Gujarati literary geniuses like Narsinh Mehta - whose devotional poetic works like 'Vaishnav Jan To...' are widely acclaimed, Kavi Kant - the Royal poet of the State, Jhaverchand Meghani - one of the greatest writers of Gujarati literature. Photographer of international acclaim like Kishor Parekh and Lawyer of international acclaim Pravin Parekh are other luminaries who have Bhavnagar as their birthplace. I have the privilege of being related to one such charismatic persona - Shri Pravin Parekh, one of India's finest lawyers and a senior counsel in The Supreme Court of India, who happens to be my mother's maternal uncle. He was in Mumbai recently and got nostalgic, candidly recounting his good old times in Bhavnagar with his sister (my grandma), which I could not help but overhear. And what times they were! Mere listening to him made me feel enchanted. The description seemed like lore. He really made me feel the city of Bhavnagar, as it was about half a century back.

The gossip about how they lived as kids - discussing their fixed play timings, strict disciplinarian father, school life, how my grandma (who turned eldest amongst siblings after the eldest sister got married) made sibling's hair and dressed them up for school, etc was sheer fun to listen. It really made me think, how I would, God willing, if i live for another 50 years, think about things as they are today in a nostalgic way! Then came the 'feel' of the city of Bhavnagar...

The city, comprising mainly of Gujarati populace was divided into ethnic groups of common religion, caste, interest, region, et cetera. Such group was called a 'naat'. A 'naat' usually comprised of a group of 2000 people on an average with the larger ones having more than 5000 people members! A 'naat' formed a sort of communion. In those days, there were no restaurants or eat-out joints like today; so families as a whole used to drop in at residence of other fellow 'naat' member without notice, frequently. Guests were as frequent as these days milkman is, in the mornings. And there was no surety who might drop in and when. However, whoever dropped in whenever were welcomed with open arms and treated as a member of the family. There was no uncomfortable feeling sighting a guest at the door. There was always provision made in advance, every single day, for guests as far as food was concerned. More than two hundred 'chapatis' (form of leafy Indian bread) were made.

On days of occasion and some non-occasion days, 'naat' luncheon would be organised. 'Naat Gor', the donor of the luncheon, would be in charge of the luncheon proceedings. He would make the necessary arrangements for the luncheon; send out 'notru' or invitation to families belonging to that particular 'naat'. The invitations were never sent to singular or dual members of a family. Each and every member of family would be invited as there would be non-attendance in case of singular or dual invitations because a member of family would think, "why should he/she enjoy the meal, while others in the families don't". It would be a fun fair like scenario, with 2000-5000 people dropping in and making merry. The 'naat gor' would make note of absentees (mostly comprising of the ill, widows or elderly) and get 'pirasna' or lunch packets sent to their place of residence; such was the care taken to see that nobody misses out. Such was the connection, such were the feelings, such were the emotions and such were the intentions.

Hard to experience such things these days as we, living in a fast lane of corporate India have forgotten the values - the very values of Indian-ness, which made us Indians. It makes my eyes moist when I think, "This no longer happens even in India!" We Indians probably don’t like to be ourselves and do things our way. The West is again ruling India, albeit in a passive way.

Abstractions

It is just some day of your life when you are absent minded which day of the week it is or which date of the month it is and even which year anno Domini it is. Everything around you seems to be happening in a dreamy manner leaving you in an isolated world within you where you are by yourself and there are just things moving, buzzing, zinging, trundling or maybe just trudging around you not affecting you in the least bit. You are at peace and there is happiness within. Happiness not caused by any gain, material or otherwise. But there is this indomitable high that you are experiencing. A feeling that cannot be expressed. A feeling that can be best compared to ‘how you feel after having a sound dreamless sleep and trying to put how you feel, in words’.

It’s magical! And then you notice something bright and colourful hovering around you. You think, for a moment, it’s a butterfly. You hear a gurgling sound and think there is a stream nearby. You feel a tremendous pull as if some source of kinetic energy has just entranced your body. Forces are working eclectically around you. You see bolts of electrical discharges around you as if it’s lightening. But it’s not touching you almost in a divine way. You feel free of mundane worries and feel satiated and complete.

And then there is /are none! It’s a state of abstraction you are in. You need to have a rain check /stop smoking pot /stop dreaming a perfect dream (dreaming about dreamless sleeps is stupid!)! The hallucinations make you absurdly happy. The ‘reality’ might just make you feel that you have been transmitted from Wonderland to Planet Earth. And plus the Reality might just shock you. As shocking as it may be, it’s the truth and your trying attempts to belie facts might just end you feeling unhappy. Its best to stop ‘Dreaming’ and start ‘Living’! Who knows, there might just be some candy happiness round the corners of this myriad puzzle called ‘Life’!

Sher Khan - Only In The Jungle Book?

India is a land of tremendous bio-diversity. It's a land consisting of varied unique ecosystems, which contribute to its richness. The Tiger has always been a symbol for depicting the Indian bio-diversity. India harbors the largest population of wild tigers in the world, along with one of the highest human populations. Native to India since ages and being part of various folklores, it has the status as being India's 'National Animal'. Tigers are among the most recognized and popular in the mega-fauna circle due to its indelible charisma. However, due to various reasons, most of which can be attributed to humans and human progress, both socially and economically, tigers are in grave danger. With the ever rising population and escalating demand of resources from the rich bio-diverse forests, slow depletion of forests was imminent and a foregone conclusion. However, this has affected the flora and fauna belonging to that ecology a great deal. Also, human greed for its beautiful coat and for using its other anatomical remains for economic and social purpose has had a tragic impact.


Destruction of habitat is a direct result of humans trying to encroach in the tiger country in search of economic gains by exploiting the land for mining, lumbering, picking, harvesting, and etc. purposes. As far as the world picture, scientists have identified 9 species of tigers in the last century out of which 3 species; namely, the Balinese, the Javan and the Caspian Tigers are extinct. The remaining 6 species are highly endangered. Taking the example of Sariska, one of the flagship tiger country of the yesteryears, today, there are no tigers left due to high poaching figures and faulty management by the forest personnel who are in constant fear of the wrath of the Government if they report any untoward damage under their jurisdiction. It's a collective failure in India to protect the Great Cat. Collective failure of Government, the Forest Authorities, the concerned Citizens and the naïve and unconcerned Citizens! If immediate steps are not taken soon and having a positive impact on the dwindling numbers, sadly, the Great Cat might just remain as a symbol and mascot that it is on and for flags, sporting teams, et cetera.


Being the apex species in the carnivore category it is very critical to the ecosystem. The ecosystem might slowly and eventually denigrate with the dwindling tiger numbers. Other reason for southward fall in number of Tigers can be attributed to its natural tendency of moving solitarily, often requiring large contiguous areas of habitat that support their prey demands resulting in conflicts internally within the species. Add to it, its constant conflict with humans.


Many tiger lovers and conservationists with mixed results, the negative results out of which can be attributed to indifference shown by Government, have taken up various initiatives in the past. India being a people's Government has to accede to the people's demand. It means that the people of this do not want to prioritise saving Tiger either due to naïveté, indifference, lack of initiative or simply because some consider themselves too small to rise up to this issue. An individual is always small; it's only a team that has strength. We as individuals probably cannot rise for the issue. Let us rise by joining hands. Let's strategise revolution, as probably it’s only a paradigm shift that can probably save the tiger. Just imagine children of couple of generations hereafter getting to see a Tiger as a tamed animal in Zoo cages or worse, only in photos. Let's act and make a difference!

Obituary - Indian Intelligence Agencies

May 13, 2008 - JAIPUR

"Terrorists struck for the first time in Jaipur triggering seven blasts in a span of 12 minutes on Tuesday night in crowded market areas and near a Hanuman temple in the walled city leaving 68 killed and 200 injured..."

May 18, 2008 - HYDERABAD

"As many as 16 persons were killed and over 50 others injured in a bomb blast in the historic Mecca Masjid..."

July 25, 2008 - BANGALORE

"Low intensity blasts rocked IT hub Bengaluru on Friday afternoon killing two and injuring seven people..."

July 26, 2008 - AHMEDABAD

"At least 45 people were killed and over 100 were injured as 16 serial bomb blasts rocked Ahmedabad on Saturday evening..."

?, 2008 - ???

Which city is next???

Firstly, my deepest sympathies to the families of the victims of the above blasts and that’s the least and most I can do as a denizen of India. No one but them can feel the loss they have had and no condolence is enough to make good their loss. Yet, this is how our government values lives...

Jaipur blasts: PM announces relief of Rs 1 lakh

So now we know value of one life in a country of a billion. I would like to know what valuation method was adopted in evaluating value of life of a person lost. Mr. Prime Minister, may I point out that a single kidney of a live person given for a transplant is worth more than what you are offering for a life? Isn't it just asking a dead man to die again for all he was worth was paltry Indian National Rupees Hundred Thousand? SHAME to Government because they weren't paying for the families to walk away. They were paying the families, so they could walk away! The intelligence agencies are rendered clueless about the happenings. Post such gruesome incidents; there is always a line in the papers about a forewarning by the Intelligence. The question is, "Why does this forewarning reach the people after the tragedy?” A mystery as to why the Government and the IB despite having the forewarnings cannot act in time to save lives. It would be understandable if it were a natural calamity like earthquake, the gauging of which can be hypothetical. But bomb blasts??? Probably because lives are cheap... Rs 1 Lakh is affordable to the PM's relief fund!

A Thousand Desires Such As These...

"Desires are unlimited but the means to satisfy them are limited". When people envisaged Free India during the 'Raj', they envisioned such unlimited desires. However, it was not only the rule of economics that means to achieve the ends are limited, which barred them to realise their desires, but also the political imbroglio that followed independence. During the late 60's and throughout the 70's, innumerous locks were put at various places by the people in power and keys were either kept with them or given to a select inner circle members - the so called power group. This not only made a mockery of the fact that India was regarded as the largest democracy but was governed by a fascist regime in the name of democracy. Rather than it being rule of the people, by the people, for the people; the motto was 'TO RULE THE PEOPLE'. The legislation and judiciary was overridden, the orders of courts violated in the almost a masochistic way to govern a country, no - to put it in right words, DICTATE a country which was on the face of it, a democratic country! One such example that comes to mind is when Allahabad High Court gave a judgment indicting Mrs. Indira Gandhi for several offenses under the Indian Penal Code. Mrs. Gandhi then used her powers to clamp Emergency, taking away all powers of the judiciary, giving police virtually unlimited powers to the Police to detain anyone under the National Security Act, imprisoning leaders of all political parties, empowering her son, Sanjay Gandhi, to indiscriminately carry out Human Rights abuses in order to fulfill her "Family Planning" mandate, and her 20-point program. The Indian Constitution, which is the umbrella law of the land, was continually pillaged, pummeled and plundered to the advantage of the privileged few.

Totalitarianism was the policy - the ideology that the state had influences, if not power, over most of its citizens! This policy of government met with a staunch opposition from the supposedly 'ruler' class but actually the 'ruled' class, that is 'the people' and drove the youth into an ideological confrontation, its first after the independence and partition fracas. The India-Pakistan partition fracas was another political tug of war, which deserves a detailed synopsis, which will soon follow. But what happened in during the 70's was done in a way that it was shown to be legally tenable, something which was constitutionally unconstitutional yet constitutional. The youth, then, simply could not bear to see the fruits of freedom struggle being frittered away. What followed was very very bloody indeed with power being used in all its ugly ways when the Licence Raj and Bureaucracy raised its ugly head. The decision were not 'of the people' and still it were the people who had to bear the brunt of what followed and I guess we are still bearing its bitter fruits till date. Granting refuge to The Dalai Lama evoked the wrath of the Chinese resulting in a one sided war with the Chinese in 1962 and helping East Pakistan in its freedom struggle added salt to the wounds of Pakistan after the 1965 war evoking their wrath, something which is still hurting us bad. In fact, it has had a snowball effect, which has just keep mushrooming as the years have passed. We are not discussing the righteousness of the decision but we are discussing whether were these the decisions people really wanted?! Pakistan, even today, just has to send weapons to our country to fight their war and no men. It’s our men who do their job. Likewise, they and the extremist political parties (both islamic and non-islamic) just have to 'light a match' of communal rife and throw it on sensitive 'dry grass' localities to create classes of extremist population who are ready to fire at their own people. Pakistan do it for their sadistic one-up over India and the political parties do it for their vested interest. However, its our country's people who do it for them and it's our country's people who suffer, corporal mortification in a way where fundamentally they are putting their own flesh to death. Also, the influence of Tibet, both commercially and culturally has increasingly jeopardising the interest of Indian populace in various regions. We need a revolution, the sorts of 1857 uprising or atleast the scale of how it was in the 70's to fight for our right to rule ourselves and not to be ruled by others. The recent trust vote justifies why! An ideological movement is needed and called for. But who is to take the first sword in hand? The initiative is missing. The attitude, ‘‘are we really suffering?'' is not helping either.

Although the policies have opened up to a large extent both politically and economically with more transparency for people and realisation of some dreams that seemed 100 years distant just a decade ago. However, looking at the trust vote and its aftermath of bribery accusation at points at fiasco and corruption at the highest level with something as lowly as 'money' being used as magnet to pull Members of Parliament to keep a coalition in power. Add to that, the formation of alliance of politics with the corporate world giving rise to 'POLITI-COS’, which might hurt industry and people alike more than anything. Ofcourse, I was in another world then, but from what i have read and heard, this evoked a sense of the ugly memories people have of the 1970's scenario - that of the Licence Raj, the anti-competitive atmosphere due to MRTP Act which primarily was enacted to prevent monopoly and which, in turn resulted in stunted growth of industries due to imposing closed nature of economy and faulty objectives. It also resulted in nepotism by the bureaucrats towards who can show the bucks or where the heart lied rather than reacting to facts and thereby compromising the greater good! POLITI-COS might give rise to similar circumstances with pro-government corporates taking a dig with anti or even neutral corporates within the industry resulting in south-side report card. The Political-Corporate cartelisation could be the worst form of anti-competitive behaviour. It might even be out of scope of The Competition Commission of India to check this form of cartelisation because proving nexus could pose a problem.

And there are the recent serial bomb blasts, which blaringly shows our vulnerability to terrorism. Who is responsible? Who is to take the blame? The Government might go on a finger-pointing spree rather than take things on hand, while the culprits escape to safe lands. And, people? Well, they don't think it’s their ass in the line unless it really is! Was this stage envisioned when the great leaders of the country were fighting for freedom from the Union Jack? We, a nation of a billion people have to rise to the cause. Sixty-one years after independence, the people seem to have forgotten how it was attained and for what purpose! The very reason was to end the colonial authority of the British and getting our rights - political, social and economic. Water shortage, power cuts, infrastructure bottlenecks, unjustified taxes by greedy Central Government and bereft and corrupt State Governments just to make people shell more from their pockets is institutional black marketing, again with all the legally tenable excuses minus the constitutional rights of the people! Topping it all is the lack of public accountability of the Government and complex and unfriendly legislation and laggard judiciary which tends to create more complexity rather than simplicity, making laws more difficult to comprehend and hence followed instead of making them citizen friendly so that they can be easily followed. Exploitation of laws and regulation by creating, amending, editing and deleting laws and regulations for vested interest of the top brass to fill their pockets is again a muted discussion amongst public at large to not come under the scanner of the dirty political vendors. It's a game of fooling innocent, ignorant and helpless people showing them mirage of benefits and upliftments for their vote. And these are not the only problems but just some drops in an ocean.

Lets us all ask ourselves whether we have successfully achieved what was sought by the freedom fighters. Lets start fulfilling our first thousand desires and then look at dreaming about the next thousand rather than accumulating zillion dreams and desires over time and not capitalising and realising them. It’s now time to find means to fulfill our desires.